welcome to withmydickinthedirt

Typically, to have one's dick in the dirt means to be too drunk to fuck. This unique state of consciousness is also known as "whiskey dick." This blog seeks to broaden the meaning of the phrase so as to include experiences in which men have inebriated themselves and then put their dicks in places no dick should ever have to go; an act with such grave consequences as fear, self-loathing and of course unresolvable regret. A typical use of the phrase would be, "When I woke up that morning, I realized I would have been way better off with my dick in the dirt!" or "Man, if had just passed out on the front lawn, I would have had my dick and the dirt and everything would be fine. Instead I contracted herpes."

I invite everyone to share their drunken hag-and-ho-screwing horror stories with the rest of the emotionally crippled men in this community of dicks flagellating themselves for having passed up the alternative of cold, forgiving dirt. if you want to know why this blog exists, please visit the blog to which this blog is a response.

http://degeneratedebacles.blogspot.com/